Funny Moments in Achaea

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Western lake's edge by forest.
It is raining lightly, and fat drops of rain fall pleasantly past. A goldenseal
wildflower is here. A yellow lady's slipper plant prospers here. A beautiful
heart-shaped blanket is laid out here, large enough to comfort the pair of lovers
enticed to lie on it.
You see exits leading north, east, southeast, and west.

Tezzem arrives from the north.

You burp obscenely.
A small gout of fire erupts harmlessly from your mouth.

You are surrounded by a shining corona of blinding light as your soul is
transformed by metamorphosis.
You settle back on your haunches, revelling in the natural power and confidence of
the spirit of the Jaguar.

Tezzem blinks.

You cough softly.

Tezzem ponders the situation.

Western lake's edge by forest.
It is raining lightly, and fat drops of rain fall pleasantly past. A goldenseal
wildflower is here. A yellow lady's slipper plant prospers here. A beautiful
heart-shaped blanket is laid out here, large enough to comfort the pair of lovers
enticed to lie on it. Tezzem is here. He wields a butterfly net in his right hand.
You see exits leading north, east, southeast, and west.

Tezzem leaves to the southeast.

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(The Eleusian Forge): Rayst says, "Eloquay."

(The Eleusian Forge): Eloquay says, "Rayst."

(The Eleusian Forge): Rayst says, "If anyone questions whether or not I'm the real
Rayst you just ask em what kind of dragon I would be *wink*."

(The Eleusian Forge): Eloquay says, ";)."

(The Eleusian Forge): Eloquay says, "Pink and orange, with raspberry lemonade!"

(The Eleusian Forge): Ale says, "Suddenly I'm reminded of Harry Potter."

(The Eleusian Forge): Ale says, "Please say I'm not the only one."

(The Eleusian Forge): Rayst says, "A stag."

(The Eleusian Forge): Logistics says, "Haha, you're the geek!!"

(The Eleusian Forge): Rayst says, "My patronus is a stag!"

(The Eleusian Forge): Eloquay says, "Oooo."

(The Eleusian Forge): Eloquay says, "Wingardium leviOsa."

(The Eleusian Forge): Rayst says, "Is that what you were thinking of Ale?"

(The Eleusian Forge): Ale says, "Yes."

(The Eleusian Forge): You say, "I'mma logging this."

(The Eleusian Forge): Mysterion says, "-grin-."

(The Eleusian Forge): Logistics says, "...wow..."

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Eurulis proudly shows off a multicoloured bra blanket:
Perhaps the most bizarre looking blanket ever, it has been pieced
together completely from the cups of bras in different styles and
colours. The blanket has been stuffed, shaping the material as though it
was being put to normal use. It might be very comfortable, if one were
daring enough to snuggle up to it despite the nature of its fabric. A
small crescent moon in embroidered in silver thread in one of the
corners.

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(Eleusis): Agrias says, "No, no, what I was saying, was that if I DID get
castrated, grove healing should fix it. Or at least, give me half of it back or
something."

(Eleusis): Agrias says, "Oh crud."

(Eleusis): Agrias says, "Mis."

(Eleusis): Eurulis says, "Heh."

(Eleusis): Eurulis says, "Wasn't aware that was an afflictions."

(Eleusis): Jaharra says, "But you'd sing so prettily."

(Eleusis): Lythea says, "That'll teach him to be disrespectful in my grove."

(Eleusis): Agrias says, "I'll say."

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "Was castrated mean?"

(Eleusis): Sephira says, "*giggles*."

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "It sounds like Kastalia somehow."

(Eleusis): Agrias says, "*rofl*."

(Eleusis): Sephira says, "Umm."

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "It have anything to do with water?"

(Eleusis): Jaharra says, "They cut off your grapes, mia."

(Eleusis): Lythea says, "Yeah, it probably means drowned, Mia."

(Eleusis): Sephira says, "It is removing your...bits, Mia."

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "Oh hell no don't TOUCH MY GRAPES."

(Eleusis): Agrias says, "Yeah....it makes you ....less of a man."

(Eleusis): Sephira says, "*LAUGHS*."

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "I just picked them!"

(Eleusis): Agrias says, "Haha!"

(Eleusis): You say, "Madam Agriad."

(Eleusis): You say, "Madam Agrias."

(Eleusis): Agrias says, "Madam?"

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "Anyone want some? They're still fresh n' juicy n'
greeny!"

(Eleusis): Agrias says, "I'm a Madam now? Sweet."

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "Mommy always said to share."

(Eleusis): Sephira says, "Greeny??"

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "YEah."

(Eleusis): Sephira says, "I will not ask."

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "If they're any other color it means they're dead."

(Eleusis): Thenidiel says, "Miagorme, darling, this is one of those times when it

(Eleusis): Azera says, "I do not believe Mia that they are refering to those
particular kind of grapes."

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "Huh."

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "What other kind of grapes would I be talking about?"

(Eleusis): Agrias says, "Mine are...lost."

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "Want mine? I got like 5!"

(Eleusis): Thenidiel says, "Jaharra didn't literally mean grapes like you eat."

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "Oh."
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(Eleusis): Agrias says, "Someone called me Madam."

(Eleusis): Jaharra says, "I mean your manly bits."

(Eleusis): Sephira says, "Your...personal grapes."

(Eleusis): Geraint says, "Whoa!"

(Eleusis): Geraint says, "That's not PG enoug h for me!"

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "Bits as in like, mean bits?"

(Eleusis): Agrias says, "All this....from one of my mistells."

(Eleusis): Agrias says, "Go me?"

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "Like, jerky bits?"

(Eleusis): Sephira says, "*laughs*."

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "Those are good."

(Eleusis): Geraint says, "#4 I think they mean like...."

(Eleusis): Jaharra says, "Nuuu...Oi Mia."

(Eleusis): Sephira says, "Okay...I am now stepping out of this conversation."

(Eleusis): Geraint says, "Like our Corten family jewels o_O."

(Eleusis): Lythea says, "Manly bits means like moustaches."

(Eleusis): Aresa says, "No mia it's like bit like in bite."

(Eleusis): Lythea says, "I'm a good helper."

(Eleusis): Miagorme says, "Corten don't have jewels we have bombs!"

(Eleusis): Agrias says, "Mia, let's just say....they're the grapes that make you
love the womenfolk more than I do."
 

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Laorir D'lajess's Carmian voice resonates, "Congratulations on your engagement
Skarash and Daimlyn!"

A male voice with the impressiveness of Caymus echoes, "Holy crap about friggin'
time."

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(The Eleusian Forge): Banokles says, "Classic."

(The Eleusian Forge): Banokles says, "Neola tells you, "This might sound odd
coming from a prostitute, but can I give you a freebie?""

(The Eleusian Forge): Caelin says, "Wow, you must really be attractive-looking."

(The Eleusian Forge): Banokles says, "Thanks Caelin :P."
 

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(Cubs): You say, "Cub Niphredil is ready for the cooking pot, please welcome her

(Cubs): Logistics says, "Welcome, Ferdaus!"

(Cubs): Tarmon says, "Welcome!"

(Cubs): Tohran says, "Welcome!"

(Cubs): Evarden says, "Welcome, Niphredil!"

(Sentinels): Tarmon says, "Rofl Logi."

(Cubs): Niphredil says, "Greetings everyone!"

(Sentinels): Tohran says, "Nice Logi."

(Cubs): You say, "Thank you. Someone retitle me a Cub."

(Sentinels): Logistics says, "Hmm?"

(Sentinels): Tarmon says, "Wrong person."

(Sentinels): Tarmon says, "Hehehe."

(Sentinels): Logistics says, "Ahh."

(Sentinels): Tarmon says, "*giggle*."

You will now be known as Cub Ferdaus Sparrow-Le'Yuet, by order of Archsentinel
Logistics Ta'sa, Heart of the Forest.

(Fox Burrow): Logistics says, "Anyone introed Cub Ferdaus yet??"

(Fox Burrow): You say, "I can."

(Fox Burrow): Logistics says, "Eep, this one is a bit old. May have to toss out of
the House and have a Secretary induction interview."

(Fox Burrow): Logistics says, "*noogie*."

You will now be known as Ferdaus Sparrow-Le'Yuet, by order of Archsentinel
Logistics Ta'sa, Heart of the Forest.

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(Sentinels): Skylana says, "Killing Caz to reincarnate. Honestly."

(Eleusis): Skylana says, "Killing Caz to reincarnate. Honestly."

(Sentinels): Mysterion says, "Mmhm."

(Sentinels): Cieran says, "Don't enjoy it too much! I mean...be gentle."

(Sentinels): You say, "Women loves killing men."

Caz has been slain by the might of Skylana M Silverfang, the Soothsayer.

(Sentinels): Caz says, "Doing it again, cause I bursted."

(Sentinels): Mysterion says, "Haha."

(Sentinels): Cieran says, "Hahah. Oh that's just funny."

Caz has been slain by the might of Skylana M Silverfang, the Soothsayer.

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(Market): Cain says, "Paying for a earth shield."


(Market): Cain says, "Paying for a uh...earth..shield, yes, earthshield, will pay
well send tells."


(Market): Cain says, "Hi, im new here, can I buy a earthshield? Will pay with gold
I got from the Pixie Queen."

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(Sentinels): Tribal says, "Gotta pass them tests."

(Sentinels): Evoni says, "Momma said I had to wait until the 18th of Cronus."

(Sentinels): Evoni says, "I was ready for my forestwalk two months ago."

(Sentinels): Tribal says, "Then take the bloomin thing."

(Sentinels): Evoni says, "I can't until 11 more days from now."

(Sentinels): Cronus says, "*cough* i think its Chronos."

(Sentinels): Evoni says, "Ohh.. *blush*."

(Sentinels): Nayuu says, "Congratulations Cronus, you're a new month."

(Sentinels): Genwin says, "Woot."

(Sentinels): Cronus says, "Wohoo."

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(Cubs): Tanda says, "Does anyone know who's in charge of Lodi and Minia?"

(Cubs): Anke says, "Romeo."

(Cubs): Tohran says, "And Juliet."

(Cubs): Tribal says, "And/or Juliet."

(Cubs): Tanda says, "No, her name was Vazenilla or something."

(Cubs): Anke says, "Uh..."

(Cubs): Cieran says, "...No, its pretty much Romeo and Juliet. They are the

(Cubs): Tanda says, "She lost gold seals there, and I said I would look for
them... but I'm kinda confused...."

(Cubs): Tribal says, "Vaz doesn't own Lodi or Minia."
 

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